MayHam's Comedy Christmas Light Tour
Branson's funniest way to see the most spectacular Christmas lights in the Ozarks
Christmas Lights, Redneck Style
Buckle up for the most hilarious holiday tour in Branson! MayHam takes you on a 90-minute comedy-packed ride through the best Christmas light displays the Ozarks have to offer — including a jaw-dropping professional light display stretching over a mile and a half long.
You'll laugh, you'll gasp, and you might even shed a tear — though MayHam will insist it's just the cold air. This is Christmas in Branson the way it was meant to be experienced: from a warm, cozy trolley bus with the funniest redneck comedian in the Midwest.
And yes — we still make our famous 30-minute stop at Branson Landing, where the waterfront lights are absolutely stunning and the hot cocoa is calling your name.
What's Included
1.5-Mile Professional Light Display
A breathtaking professional Christmas light display stretching over a mile and a half — thousands of lights, synchronized sequences, and holiday magic that'll make your jaw drop.
Warm & Cozy Trolley Bus
No freezing your toes off on this tour! Our heated trolley keeps you warm and comfortable while MayHam keeps you laughing the whole ride.
Live Comedy by MayHam
MayHam brings his signature redneck humor to the holiday season. Christmas jokes, Ozark stories, and enough laughs to last till New Year's.
Branson Landing Stop
A 30-minute stop at the stunning Branson Landing waterfront — grab a hot cocoa, stroll the lights, and soak in the holiday atmosphere before re-boarding.
90-Minute Tour
The perfect length — long enough to see all the best lights and get plenty of laughs, short enough to still make it to your family's holiday gathering. Probably.
Holiday Photo Stops
We stop at the most photogenic light displays so you can capture the magic. MayHam may or may not photobomb your family portrait.
Tour Details
🎅 Warning
Warning: Side effects of this tour may include uncontrollable laughter, holiday spirit overload, and an inexplicable urge to put more lights on your house.
Book Your Christmas Light Tour
Seats fill up fast during the holiday season — don't get left out in the cold!